I have decided to start selling bonds. The government and businesses get to do it. So can I. Effective March1st 2009 I will be offering 100 bonds for sale. Starting bids begin at $100,000 each. Here are the terms. You will be paid back in 40 years*. The yield will be 8%*. Now because I might be dead and not have saved the money needed to pay back the investors my estate will have the option to sell more bonds to pay back the first ones. In fact I may do this throughout my life when ever I need money. I think these bonds are going to be the wave of the future and you won't want to miss out of such a great opportunity. How can I ensure you will see a return? I can't. Neither can the government. So all you suckers out there get in touch with me and I'll tell you how to send payment. I only accept cash.
* Look, a little star to tell me everything is misleading and foolish and you will not be making any money.
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